I really feel like white conservatives are simply not superb at being criminals. I’m positive loads of them make good white-collar criminals—as a result of America worships the wealthy, white and shady, so rich thugs getting away with issues isn’t all that spectacular—however relating to right-wingers who commit crimes like petty theft, breaking and getting into and, say, making an attempt a authorities overthrow on the U.S. Capitol, they only don’t appear to have a plan and even the nice sense to not permit themselves to be photographed.
That’s why greater than every week after a mob of Trump supporters went all Rage In opposition to the Voting Machine on the Capitol on Jan. 6, authorities are nonetheless locating and arresting folks seen in viral pictures committing what can be universally considered acts of home terrorism if America wasn’t nonetheless so rattling wypipo-friendly. (And in case you don’t assume that’s true, you’re going to want to elucidate why the QAnon Shaman is getting natural meals delivered to him in jail.)
Anyway, among the many latest members of the “Dumbasses in Lockup” membership is the man you’ve all seen pictured carrying a “kiss me, I’m racist” flag (most individuals name it the Accomplice battle flag, however I’m completely different) contained in the Capitol constructing.
From the Washington Post:
Kevin Seefried, who was photographed carrying a Accomplice flag contained in the Capitol, turned himself in to authorities in Wilmington, Del., on Thursday morning, in accordance with an FBI spokeswoman, Pleasure Jiras. He and his son, Hunter Seefried, are charged with misdemeanor counts of trespassing and disorderly conduct; Hunter Seefried can also be accused of destruction of property.
Seefried was taken into custody the identical day two different rioters have been arrested, together with just lately retired Pennsylvania firefighter Robert E. Lee…sorry, I imply Robert Lee Sanford, who’s accused of throwing a fireplace extinguisher at a police officer. (Yeah, I do know: firefighter throws hearth extinguisher; the jokes write themselves.) Sanford is charged with impeding officers, civil dysfunction, trespassing and violent conduct with a harmful weapon on restricted grounds.
Hunter Ehmke, of California, is the third arrestee from Thursday and he’s accused of being one of many first to attempt to break into the U.S. Capitol in the course of the day of color-redacted fuckery, in accordance with the Submit.
As for Seefried, in accordance with CNN, the FBI was tipped off by a coworker of Hunter’s, who reported that the dumb white apple that didn’t fall removed from the dumb white tree bragged about being a part of the caucasity coup on the Capitol.
As I mentioned, these will not be good criminals. The Joker would have by no means employed them as henchmen. Sherlock Holmes would’ve been drastically offended if he was tasked with catching these fools. No one from The Wire would trouble with tapping their telephones. Martin Scorsese won’t ever write their biopics.
They’re all simply so dumb.